What you're about to read is true. The names have been slightly changed to make you laugh. Once upon a time, in a Costco located conveniently close, two girls and a two year old were doing some bulk shopping. Kimber Lee and her daughter Eye Anna had been graciously escorted by the lovely Sasha--the girlfriend of Kimber Lee's brother and the keeper of the Costco membership. On the whole, it was an uneventful trip. Sasha and Kimber Lee caught up on the day's happening while Eye Anna played with her dinosaurs and attempted to finagle her way out of the cart. Eventually, she did it--claiming her "bunny" hurt. Mamas can't abide by grumbly bunnies, so Kimber Lee freed Eye Anna from the cart, giving her bunny kisses as she situated her on her hip. But Eye Anna wasn't being entirely truthful. Although a later diaper would indicate that her stomach was indeed unhappy, what Eye Anna really wanted was to run the oversized aisles of Costco, getting hopeless