The premise of this post is going to make you jealous, so feel free to just deal with that emotion right now. Eric and I went to Costa Rica for a week and we did all the cool things imaginable. We went zip-lining and hiking and kayaking and rafting and rappelling and canyoning. We saw just-hatched baby sea turtles find their way to the ocean. We ate so wonderfully much arroz con pollo that we didn't look so great in our swimsuits. So yeah. It was awesome and as much as you're happy for us, now you want to do all that cool stuff too. If it helps any at all, we had to sleep with spiders and scorpions and beetles flying at our heads. And don't even get me started on the way howler monkeys are obviously in some kind of competition with roosters and donkeys for waking folks up at irritating hours. Because the monkeys are winning. Hard. Are we better now? Have I evened things out? Because I'd like to get to the point. Which is this: Have you ever seen one of these