So...who else spent the afternoon listening to This American Life and taking buzzfeed quizzes? Don't be jerks. I've seen your posts on Facebook. You should really live in Vermont! You are Posh Spice (me too)! You are Lucille from Arrested Development (how am I not Lucille?)! And you ? Your spirit animal is the turtle. Me? I apparently failed the "How Many Kids Should You Have" quiz, because the answer was zero. I mean I agree that I shouldn't birth them, but can I keep the one I've got? She's stupid cute, buzzfeed, and I love her pretty hard. Maybe I shouldn't have kids because if I was a dinosaur, I'd be a pterodactyl. Evidently, that's because I'm small and scary as hell. Not entirely untrue, I suppose. Too small to grow a whole human inside me, and too scary to nurture it once it pushed its way out. There's no question my classic writer soulmate is Anton Chekhov. If that doesn't make sense to you, you probably do